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unearthly buisness

Mon Nov 23, 2009, 2:28 AM
  • Mood: Lonely
I'am considering selling some of my array of alien artifacts/gagdets/weapons... any takers?

John Doe

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From the two minds of some crazed teenagers in the UK comes two alter egos that will rock your world....

JOHN DOE
I AM NOT CRAZY, I AM JUST MAD. IF YOU THINK I AM INSANE, OR A FREAK, LET ME ASK YOU THIS... WHO THE HELL DECIDED WHAT IS NORMAL AND WHAT IS SANE? BECAUSE IF IT WAS A HUMAN BEING, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. CAUSE WHO ARE WE TO DECIDE WHAT IS NORMAL AND WHAT IS SANE? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS MAD.

KRIS DARIO
If you think we're normal, think again. If you think we like to eat... DAMN RIGHT. God do we stuff our faces! Cakes, biscuits, the lot. I'm honestly so surprised we are not fat b**t*r** hated by the worl right now, because the amount of pizza we have consumed is unholy. ...what? I'm supposed to tell you about me?

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Earth
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: EXTRA LARGE
  • Print preference: GCYHGES?
  • Interests: J: Art, TV, Sweeney Todd K: Music, Food, Final Fantasy
  • Favourite movie: J: Sweeney Todd K: Repo! The Genetic Opera
  • Favourite band or musician: J: The Killers K: Muse
  • Favourite genre of music: J: Anything K: Indie/Electro
  • Favourite artist: J: Francis Bacon K: The guy who vandalised my neighbour's wall
  • Favourite poet or writer: J: Carol Ann Duffy K: Arthur C Clark
  • Favourite photographer: J: WTF? K: Me with my cheap phone
  • Favourite style of art: J: Demented K: Manga
  • Operating System: J: Windows Vista K: Fedora
  • MP3 player of choice: J: Philips K: Creative Zen
  • Shell of choice: J: WTF? K: I'm going with him <<< on this one.
  • Wallpaper of choice: J: What kind of a question is that!? K: Something pink and flowery, with nice birdies.
  • Skin of choice: J: Mine? K: His?
  • Favourite game: J: Metal Gear Series K: Final Fantasy Series
  • Favourite gaming platform: J: Not biased K: Meh
  • Favourite cartoon character: J: Stweie Griffin K: Ernie the Chicken
  • Personal Quote: J: If I'm mad, what does that make you? K: Make sure it's a woman before you do her.
  • Tools of the Trade: J: My mind. Do I need anything else? K: I bought this GREAT spanner the other day. I pick spanner.

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:iconyuminica:
Thank you
for the:+fav:
:iconawwehplz:<'3333

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love love animes!!!!:heart:

I don`t come from american !!!!!!!!!!!! :cries:
pleaaas sorrrrry for the mistakes I make !!!!!!!!! ^^;
:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
your welcome darling
John Doe

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you fat but gets you all the women you need!
-kris

We're borderline sociopath but even we have standards.
-John :psychotic:
:iconyuminica:
Thank
you
for
the:+fav:
:iconsweethugplz:<'3333

--
love love animes!!!!:heart:

I don`t come from american !!!!!!!!!!!! :cries:
pleaaas sorrrrry for the mistakes I make !!!!!!!!! ^^;
:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
your welcome sweetheart
John Doe

--
Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you fat but gets you all the women you need!
-kris

We're borderline sociopath but even we have standards.
-John :psychotic:
:iconyuminica:
:heart::heart:

--
love love animes!!!!:heart:

I don`t come from american !!!!!!!!!!!! :cries:
pleaaas sorrrrry for the mistakes I make !!!!!!!!! ^^;
:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
*smiles*
John Doe

--
Life is like a box of chocolates. It makes you fat but gets you all the women you need!
-kris

We're borderline sociopath but even we have standards.
-John :psychotic:
:iconyuminica:
:)

--
love love animes!!!!:heart:

I don`t come from american !!!!!!!!!!!! :cries:
pleaaas sorrrrry for the mistakes I make !!!!!!!!! ^^;

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